President Trump is sex video teen orgasmonly human: he needs inspo just like the rest of us.
A new report by VICE alleges that aides now give the president two folders full of positive, pro-Trump news clippings on a daily basis to help ease his mood. And while we weren't unable to obtain any of those folders ourselves, we were able to find something better: the sweet little notes Trump's babysitter, General Kelly, tucks into Trump's lunchbox each morning.
SEE ALSO: There's a new kind of snowflake in town: the 'Broflake'Trump is a tough little guy who often gets bullied by CNN and other world leaders on the global playground. Of course his Chief of Staff sends him uplifting notes. He cares about him, and doesn't want to see the entire world eviscerated because of a late night tweet.
Thanks to the anonymous world leader at the lunch table who sent us this. We promise you can have our chocolate milk tomorrow.
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