【Kalakal】

You are Kalakalwhat you eat -- sometimes literally.

The weirdos at the online store Felissimo are known for taking that axiom a little too far. Just recently, the store's product designers released a "Fried Shrimp Wearable Sleeping Bag," which is just as glorious and grotesque as it sounds.

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Customers can now slip into a sleeping bag featuring a brushed, fine-grain interior designed to look exactly like sweet, white shrimp flesh.

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The sleeping bag's shell is modeled after panko bread crumbs, making for a nice, lightly fried tempura effect.

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A zipper on the side of the sleeping bag lets wearers slide in and out with ease. Time for sexy time? Just quietly unzip your synthetic fried shrimp onesie.

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People who really want to stick to the theme can even slip on some shrimp tail socks, because let's be honest -- most feet really do smell like old shrimp.

The sleeping bag currently retails for $82.36, with deliveries set to start in Japan at the end of October.

If you don't fully understand this product, might I suggest watching the company's promotional video, featuring people dressed like tempura shrimp eating tempura shrimp. It'll explain everything, we promise.

Be the shrimp everyone warned you not to be.

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